On the last day of the regular season, Jordan Zimmerman no-hits the Stanton-less Marlins with just 104 pitches and gives to all of us the git of Stieb.
As a new policy around here, no-hitters in the postseason will result in a Roy Halladay card. Yes, he did it with the Phillies, but SCREW YOU HE WILL ALWAYS BE A BLUE JAY TO ME…sorry….sorry. The Blue Jays season ending always leaves me a little on edge and defensive. It is nothing to do with you. It is my thing and I will find a way to deal with it. It was unfair to unload on you like that.
Does anyone want to drink whisky with me in a barely lit room and talk about our Brandon Morrow, Colby Rasmus and Casey Janssen feelings?