inkskinned:

when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired

rabioheab:

2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless


Have a complementary smooch from Michael Jones.

Have a complementary smooch from Michael Jones.

solar-citrus:

You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment.  People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously.  Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life.  Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day!  So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!!  Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions.  Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it.  With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support!

We are right here!!

The LazerTeam cast has been announced…

achievementt-teeth:

The Male lead Adam, The Champion of the Earth will be played by Alan Ritchson who voices Raphael in the new TMNT movie or you may have seen him in The Hunger Games:Catching Fire, Blue Mountain State or New Girl

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The Female lead of Hagan’s daughter Mindy will be played by Alexandria DeBerry who you may have seen in Disney’s A.N.T Farm

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The Lazer Team

Herman, the first member of the Lazer Team will be played by Colton Dunn from Parks and Recreation

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Hagan, the second member of the Lazer Team will be played by Burnie Burns from Red vs Blue and Roosterteeth

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Woody, the third member of the Lazer Team will be played by Gavin Free from The Slow Mo Guys, Achievement Hunter and Roosterteeth 

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Zach, the fourth member of the Lazer Team will be played by Michael Jones from Achievement Hunter, Roosterteeth, RWBY and Fairy Tail

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HERE is the link to the announcement video and has more information on the plot of LazerTeam


bloody jamie after a fight 10/14/14 
bloody jamie after a fight 10/14/14 
A message from Anonymous
How many kids do you want and what do you want to name them?

asian:

i want 5 dogs 0 kids