I’m warning you, I am a lethal killing machine.

janicekirk:

i like how anthony mackie just played himself?? like he clearly went into the movie like “if i, anthony mackie, were the falcon, what would that be like? baller as hell, is the answer,” and just went with that

cosmicdecember:

omg, bless the person who put this together… ! seriously, my life right now. 

likeapond:

Johnny Oduya is that old spice commercial but real.

likeapond:

Johnny Oduya is that old spice commercial but real.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

merylstreeeps:

Happy 55th Birthday, Emma Thompson!

b. 15th April 1959

"I’m not fiddling about with myself. We’re in this awful youth-driven thing now where everybody needs to look 30 at 60. The trick is to age honestly and make it look great so that everyone looks forward to it."

the pull up: joel vs ray

dashbeardconfessional:

illestmisfit:

THIS DUDE

never forget… this exists. THANKS CRAIG lol

bryko:

I’m watching Monsters Inc. with Pulp Fiction subtitles

Having a completely serious discussion right now about the best way to kick someone in the balls from a completely science and combat-based perspective for maximum debilitation.

Some days, man.